Reduced pasta was shit, sent them an e-mail:
To whomever it may concern,
It is with great regret that I write to you today. Normally Co-op is a sure bet on packaged foods, alas today I was disappointed. You see I stayed at a friends house last night and between us we enjoyed a few alcoholic beverages, as you would expect. Now, come this morning he is still in bed. Not being one to rifle through his cupboards I took myself over to the Co-op over the road (ideal placement) and bought myself a breakfast triple sandwich, some crisps and the aforementioned "honey & mustard chicken pasta". Now, the pasta was reduced which really was the only reason I bought it in all honesty but still I was not best pleased with what I consumed. With a title as such I was expecting at least some honey and chicken flavour. Unfortunately no, all I was met with was mustard. Mustard every single bite of the pasta thing. Not great first thing on a Saturday. This e-mail is here to suggest that you re-evaluate the amount of mustard you put in these things for any lesser man than myself may struggle to finish one, should they make the purchase. Since I am Billy ten men I obviously finished every last bite, other than the bits I dropped on the floor. My friend's dog took care of those, though he looked equally as unimpressed as I was. I sincerely hope that you will consider this e-mail urgent and address the issue of your too mustardy pasta for I feel if it was made a better product then it would not have to be reduced in the first place. More money for you, more tasty for me. Greater good for everyone,
Thank you for reading,
Yours faithfully,
Thomas Halliwell (breakfast expert)