I want in on the action. I bought both of these before Barcodes were even a thing. I worked in a bikeshop and my paychecks were often in the negative.
1999 Hoffman Lil Deebo. I bent the forks and a brand new set of Profiles the first time I took this beast out, that's why the forks aren't the OG green like the rest of the bike. The seat post is practically solid steel, it's a one inch post with a 7/8" insert all the way down. The whole thing was a boat anchor.
1998 Hoffman. I only had this for like a month. The chainstay dented like crazy after a few missed feebles, so I sold it. I should have kept this one, I've never seen another flat blue one. One of my favorite colors of all time.