I once worked as a dish monkey at this hotel that did banquets and had another restaurant. One night the other dishwasher didn't show up on a night that had 2 weddings so I worked from 3-3. This hotel had an ancient dishwasher that had a conveyer belt so I turned off the hot water and ran myself through the machine then proceeded to leave a dirty pair of britches in the change room with a little mud monkey on top. At the time I was still working at a bike shop so I couldn't give 2/5ths of a fuck about that job.