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Offline Finn the Human

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This Year
« on: November 15, 2014, 06:15:52 PM »
I broke free on a Saturday morning
I put the pedal to the floor
headed north on mills avenue
and listened to the engine roar
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Re: This Year
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2014, 06:38:57 PM »
Feelin' good on a Wednesday,
ya ya ya I am Lorde
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Re: This Year
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2014, 07:07:02 PM »
my broken house behind me
and good things ahead
a girl named Cathy
wants a little of my time
six cylinders underneath the hood
crashing and kicking
aha!
listen to the engine whine
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Re: This Year
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2014, 10:42:09 PM »
Quote from: Finn the Human on November 15, 2014, 07:07:02 PM
listen to the engine whine

Probably just an auxiliary belt, but best check your oil levels too.
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Re: This Year
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2014, 12:32:54 AM »
Write this shit on a polaroid and post it on instagram already.
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Re: This Year
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2014, 02:52:49 AM »
I don't know what this thread means. But am I suppose to rhyme?

I wanna suck a dude's dick, just kidding but not really.
I'll bust up in ya' face leavin' ya covered with my man jelly.
I kinda wanna pee on you, just like my boy R. Kelly.
I just ate a lot of asparagus so that shit is gone be smelly.
« Last Edit: November 16, 2014, 03:00:32 AM by Alex. »
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Re: This Year
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2014, 04:20:19 AM »
Someone posts normal lyrics from a song they like = instantly sparks Alex into coming out.
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Re: This Year
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2014, 03:04:28 PM »
Asparagus piss would be the worst type of piss to get on you.
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Re: This Year
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2014, 03:43:53 PM »
Really, jelly, and smelly don't rhyme.
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Re: This Year
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2014, 03:50:03 PM »
Sure they do, it's all about how you articulate them. Reallay, jellay, smellay, kellay. 
« Last Edit: November 16, 2014, 03:52:18 PM by Alex. »
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Re: This Year
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2014, 06:37:41 PM »
^ & boom hes on MTV
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Re: This Year
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2014, 09:00:45 PM »
i thought this was going to be some kind of new years resolutions thread.

thoroughly mistaken.
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Re: This Year
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2014, 11:10:33 PM »
You know how there's a gene that causes the asparagus urine stench? Apparently there is also one that allows the olfactory detection!
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Re: This Year
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2014, 11:43:13 PM »
In the year 2525...
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Re: This Year
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2014, 02:00:54 AM »
Sometimes I get obsessed with a song when I'm drinking.
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