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i went to a rave at a zoo one time. although i didnt give the dolphins heroin substitute
When I was a virgin, I thought sex should mean something. Then I had sex and realized it is all about how awesome it is.
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No JJ Abrams movie is complete without the god damn mother fucking trip the light fanfuckingtastic lens flare!!!! Black dude out in the desert in uniform - sweaty, disheveled.White chick dressed in low key rags and possible being chased - Perfect makeup, not a bead of sweat.
With enough lube and brute force, anything is possible.
I ran ahead a bit and hid, dropped my jeans and took my top off and started chasing them whilst spraying beer all over them and making weird noises.