there's something that i find so aggravating about how yuppie it is to colour metal to look like wood.
it's not "natural". its tacky as fuck.
metal looks like metal. if you're a nature lover, go with raw. otherwise youre just some yuppie fuck.
FUCK tree, too. oh my god. fuck tree in the ass.
okan forks? are you fucking kidding me? are you selling parts to fucking druids and your salesmen are all talking bears and fucking mountain lions? fucking bastards