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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #300 on: June 03, 2015, 09:35:48 AM »
You know the saying you won't break your leg twice in the same place? Something to do with calcification? I went riding last night for the first time post vasectomy and it was my hope that could be true about my testicles. Much like the bone that built up the calcium callus, so too would the balls become hard bastards that could withstand a rail impact or what have you.

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« Reply #301 on: June 06, 2015, 02:28:24 PM »

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #302 on: June 07, 2015, 06:58:52 PM »
I just saw a video of a woman giving birth. The horror of life. Some things can never be unseen.

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« Reply #303 on: June 08, 2015, 03:18:54 AM »
So during a night of heavy drinking me and my new Finnish friend each  pull a girl and they happen to be best friends. So fuck it we decide to go on a 'double date' type thing the next day.

Long story short, we rented tandem kayaks, hungover Mr Finland diarrhea shits himself everywhere with the girl in the back and decided the only course of action is to sink the boat to try hide his shame.

She's not interested anymore and took her friend with her but I'm not even mad cause it was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #304 on: June 08, 2015, 07:18:52 AM »
Can you un shorten that story?
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I ran ahead a bit and hid, dropped my jeans and took my top off and started chasing them whilst spraying beer all over them and making weird noises.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #305 on: June 08, 2015, 09:17:55 AM »
hahaha Hugh that's fucking brilliant.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #306 on: June 08, 2015, 03:32:41 PM »
I think she's too traumatised to even talk to us now. Not answering us on whatsapp.

He said he couldn't hold it and he just let go. She got poo water on her feet.

We both find it fucking hilarious and we're going drinking again.

Edit: the fish bbq we had earlier in the day probably didn't help either
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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #307 on: June 08, 2015, 11:02:43 PM »
I want a house so bad but prices are insane.

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« Reply #308 on: June 08, 2015, 11:57:26 PM »
Grab the Keller Williams app. It's cool, you can set a perimeter for place you're interested in on a google map. They come up w prices to click in then shows you all the details.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #309 on: June 09, 2015, 01:52:35 AM »
How much is a house where you guys live? 500,000 AUD around my area.
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« Reply #310 on: June 09, 2015, 02:27:30 AM »
Haha, I'm fucking poor. Looking at 175k for small places with large backyards. The places we've been checking out are not in really nice neighborhoods with good school districts. Our main focus is a yard for our basset hound and room enough for a medium sized greenhouse. Its a hard thing to find because of people outright buying them with cash.

I don't know how to determine a mean for them around me. There are million dollar homes on one side of the street and 175-200 on the other block. I fucking hate sorting through all the condos, the community type houses, and everything that anyone that is over the age of 50 wouldn't live in.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #311 on: June 09, 2015, 04:41:33 AM »
One MILLION Canadian DOLLARS!
Vancouver.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #312 on: June 09, 2015, 06:55:51 AM »
For anything worth while around here it's 280+ , to be where I'm at it would be 450^. Can't touch shit for 175k

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #313 on: June 09, 2015, 12:05:13 PM »
Just went to F1 in Montreal. Neat city.

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Re: New Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #314 on: June 09, 2015, 12:55:29 PM »
Can somebody explain how buying pot online works?

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