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When I was a virgin, I thought sex should mean something. Then I had sex and realized it is all about how awesome it is.
Damn. Now I\'m torn between c***s or satan
i won two tickets to see dj assualtfuck ive won sooo many tickets to shows just cuase no one listens to public radio. I remember one 3am me and 90s vince were in the back yard listening to metal on the radio and they put out tickets to caller number 3. vince called and was number 1, then i called and was number 2, then he called and got number 3 and we was like 'fuckinnng doooope!!' and hes likes 'yeah! im totally gonna take becca!" and im all like "..." and the bitch flaked out on him and i took the tickets. fuckin vince.
I made an awesome ham and swiss sammich for lunch. It was on some rustic French bread with a bunch of power greens (kale and other greens), a bit of olive oil mayo, and some Dijon mustard.