New Random Thoughts Thread

[Prodigal Son]

You know the saying you won't break your leg twice in the same place? Something to do with calcification? I went riding last night for the first time post vasectomy and it was my hope that could be true about my testicles. Much like the bone that built up the calcium callus, so too would the balls become hard bastards that could withstand a rail impact or what have you.

[condrbkr]

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/07/style/escape-to-bro-topia.html?_r=1

Livin the life.

[Narcoleptic Insomniac]

I just saw a video of a woman giving birth. The horror of life. Some things can never be unseen.

[hugh.]

So during a night of heavy drinking me and my new Finnish friend each  pull a girl and they happen to be best friends. So fuck it we decide to go on a 'double date' type thing the next day.

Long story short, we rented tandem kayaks, hungover Mr Finland diarrhea shits himself everywhere with the girl in the back and decided the only course of action is to sink the boat to try hide his shame.

She's not interested anymore and took her friend with her but I'm not even mad cause it was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[Kinchy]

Can you un shorten that story?

[_tom_]

hahaha Hugh that's fucking brilliant.

[hugh.]

I think she's too traumatised to even talk to us now. Not answering us on whatsapp.

He said he couldn't hold it and he just let go. She got poo water on her feet.

We both find it fucking hilarious and we're going drinking again.

Edit: the fish bbq we had earlier in the day probably didn't help either

[barcodebilly]

I want a house so bad but prices are insane.

[Prodigal Son]

Grab the Keller Williams app. It's cool, you can set a perimeter for place you're interested in on a google map. They come up w prices to click in then shows you all the details.

[ginger]

How much is a house where you guys live? 500,000 AUD around my area.

[Prodigal Son]

Haha, I'm fucking poor. Looking at 175k for small places with large backyards. The places we've been checking out are not in really nice neighborhoods with good school districts. Our main focus is a yard for our basset hound and room enough for a medium sized greenhouse. Its a hard thing to find because of people outright buying them with cash.

I don't know how to determine a mean for them around me. There are million dollar homes on one side of the street and 175-200 on the other block. I fucking hate sorting through all the condos, the community type houses, and everything that anyone that is over the age of 50 wouldn't live in.

[MilkyWilky]

One MILLION Canadian DOLLARS!
Vancouver.

[barcodebilly]

For anything worth while around here it's 280+ , to be where I'm at it would be 450^. Can't touch shit for 175k

[ImNick]

Just went to F1 in Montreal. Neat city.

[Narcoleptic Insomniac]

Can somebody explain how buying pot online works?