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When I was a virgin, I thought sex should mean something. Then I had sex and realized it is all about how awesome it is.
I like to cross my arms against my chest in the shower and let water pool up in the gap. Then I release it and see how loud of a smack I can get when it hits the tub.
His hair is alive with the crimson ghost of our father\'s lost adventures!
I knock on wood. I know it does nothing, I'm not superstitious, but I always do it. Three little taps. In the same vein, at work you don't say "quiet" or "slow". You'll get death stares. People also don't say the names of frequent flyer patients, like saying their name will bring them in.
People who have their hands in their pockets at work can get the fuck out.
Quote from: BilboBaggins on May 16, 2015, 02:24:59 AMPeople who have their hands in their pockets at work can get the fuck out.Although I'm not sure what that has to do with this thread... Had a guy I used to work with, actually a buddy of mine that got hired for the company I was working at, who was cleverly nick-named "handsinpants".
I hoard old clothes I would never be able to wear again. I just can't part with it cause of the memories attached to it.