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[Aesop Rock]

Happy New Years ya shits. I got drunk and danced my ass off. Hope you all had a rad and safe new years

[paranoidmexican]

It was fun, my brother bought fireworks for the kids and I had a few beers.

[blueee]

I watched females flocking to my buddies beard all night :/
it was retarted, I'd holler, get there attention and then the moments later they noticed he was with me, they'd get stunned for like 1/2 to a whole second and forget I had been talking to them

[JFax]

I went to a friend's place and got drunk on wine and danced for 4 hours and went home with a girl. Was a good night.

[MSBNL]

Took the wife to Amsterdam and celebrated on this awesome roof terrace. Happy new year bikeguide

[DontcallmeKenneth]

Witnessing the power of a beard first hand is funny. Woman flock to it guys become child like in the presence of a masculine beard.
I watched Netflix and had cupcakes.

[Tall Opinion]

I was stuck working in the emergency room all night taking care of drunk idiots who fell down and some dude who had a giant firework blow up on his face.

[Narcoleptic Insomniac]

Did anyone show up with a random object stuck up their asshole?

[Kyle V.]

'I slipped in the shower... One in a million shot, Doc.'


EDIT: Million to one*

[Sasha]

Took some MD for the first time in years. Still feel terrible.

[ediotism]

ordered a tesla 70D, supposed to have it delivered 27 dec. still delayed and i'm upset. first world problem.

[Merry]

I got fancy with a babe.

[Alex.]

I got a nice happy drunk and made out and felt some titties of some old classmates I hadn't seen in a while. I did not bring the new year in with a bang, unfortunately..

[ginger]

Had 4 beers and went to bed at 10:30, hashtagfuckingwild.

[Narcoleptic Insomniac]

4 beers is more than enough to get me fucked up these days. lifeonthefastlane