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this year i am going to have sex and it will be awesome
When I was a virgin, I thought sex should mean something. Then I had sex and realized it is all about how awesome it is.
I ran ahead a bit and hid, dropped my jeans and took my top off and started chasing them whilst spraying beer all over them and making weird noises.
27. Got a house and a kid and go to bed at 9pm.