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Mother flippin' townhouses.
ginger:
I live in a townhouse/maisonette type place (joining wall down the length of the house to our neighbours, we're #A and they're #B). My neighbours have no idea how to enter/exit/socialise/talk/do anything without making as much noise as possible.
I have resorted to playing "twinkle twinkle little star" on my electric guitar with the amp butted against the wall once a week, usually at 7 am. Any further ideas to disrupt their life as much as they disrupt mine are welcome.
alaskun:
are you allowed to have pets?
find some sort of animal shelter livestream and play it at full volume whenever you're out
Kinchy:
Cover a plate in piss (the more dehydrated and smelly the better), and freeze it. Pop off the frozen piss disc and slide it under their front door when they go out. It will melt into their carpet and stink.
Repeat as necessary
lil bawbee:
apartment and condo living is less expensive just for this reason. it sucks but you get what you pay for. pony up and get a normal house. if you can't afford this the re prioritize your life until you can or just live with it.
meathead:
play slayer full blast at about 2am.
trow a massive house party.
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