Has anyone ever used chapstic on their butthole?

[Alex.]

So I got really bad swass the other day at work and my asscrack/asshole was pretty raw and in rough shape. I don't have any lotion or vaseline but I had some cherry flavoured chapstic and swiped it up and down my ass a few times. Whenever I'd fart the next day it'd smell like cherries and a subtle shit scent. I think I might just keep putting chapstic on my ass after I get out of the shower to hide the smell of my farts.

Discuss.

[andreas]

if you put triple antibiotic lotion on ur butthole when its raw it'll heal it up quick.

[Narcoleptic Insomniac]

Cherry farts can only be a good thing

[Bunky]

Gold bond in the ass crack is a life saver.  Pretty much standard operating procedure whenever I work gigs on-site.

[paranoidmexican]

Baby powder

[weedbix]

Nice story but it was a rimjob wasn't it

[Prodigal Son]

Has anyone ventured into prostate excitement yet?

[Alex.]

Has anyone ventured into prostate excitement yet?

You mean outside of the shower?

[Prodigal Son]

You go that deep in the shower?

[weedbix]

12345

[Alex.]

You go that deep in the shower?

Sometimes I wish I had more knuckles.

[MEAT]

Use a quality set of long handled allen keys, work up from 5mm.

[JohnW]

How do you keep from mixing up your tubes of chapstick? Or do you just use one for everything?

[weedbix]

'Jeez your lips look dry, wanna use some of my cherry flavoured chapstick?' you know you want to

[chubbs]

You go that deep in the shower?

Sometimes I wish I had more knuckles.

quoted for truth.