New Random Thoughts Thread

[Prodigal Son]

One of the better things I think about being vegetarian is when you burp up food. Like I can do that and its a piece of onion from a burrito. That's cool, its the same as when I swallowed it. Doing that with some partially masticated beef? NO.

[ginger]

How is it any different? Unless you swallow everything whole now that you're a self-righteous vego.

[Prodigal Son]

I can't be completely sure, but I fear the release of a piece of pork a couple hours by way of a belch is much different than the vegetable component of the burrito I ate. I could be wrong, but my assumption is the digestive process affects meat much differently than it does vegetables epidermal layers. You've shit out corn and berries right? You remember the reason for that right?

[Alex.]

Why are chunks of food flying out when you burp?

[Prodigal Son]

You've never had that huge fucking chipotle burrito and burped a fucking bean up or something?

[Alex.]

Maybe like 3 times in my life. You gotta chew your food, man.  Lol

[ginger]

Can't say I'm in the habit of regurgitating my food.

[Cole]

I can't remember ever burping up chunks of food, unless they're the vomit burps.

[Alex.]

Fuck, I just realized my bookmarked bluemeate thread has been deleted. I'd always go re-read through it for a good laugh. Dammit all...

i won two tickets to see dj assualt

fuck ive won sooo many tickets to shows just cuase no one listens to public radio. I remember one 3am me and 90s vince were in the back yard listening to metal on the radio and they put out tickets to caller number 3. vince called and was number 1, then i called and was number 2, then he called and got number 3 and we was like 'fuckinnng doooope!!' and hes likes 'yeah! im totally gonna take becca!" and im all like "..." and the bitch flaked out on him and i took the tickets. fuckin vince.

[Prodigal Son]

When you're vegetarian too long you turn into to a fucking cow. I eat once, do a little predigest/acid work up, then on to round two to chew my fucking cud.

[ginger]

I'd rather eat the cow than emulate it.

[Prodigal Son]

Too late moo.

[master]

I made an awesome ham and swiss sammich for lunch. It was on some rustic French bread with a bunch of power greens (kale and other greens), a bit of olive oil mayo, and some Dijon mustard.

[ImNick]

I made an awesome ham and swiss sammich for lunch. It was on some rustic French bread with a bunch of power greens (kale and other greens), a bit of olive oil mayo, and some Dijon mustard.

That's so cool, man.

[Allah]

Someone spilt a drink on my laptop, thought it had died, fired up again after a couple of days. The keyboard and probably some other bits are fucked but one cheap USB keyboard later and we're back in business!