Fan Theory (films)

[condrbkr]

My personal fan theory is that Stanley Kubrick put so much bullshit meaning to the Shining to fuck with people. It's the ultimate troll movie.

[Zoidberg]

Also: electric boogaloo

It's a film about the two guys who ran cannon films and is a real hoot and a holla, had a grin fixed to my face the whole film.

Also related: it made me realise that there are a serious lack of boobies in modern films, why?

[MEAT]

Americans like violence more than sex

[Zoidberg]

Goddammit, get me the weinsteins on the phone!

[cmc4130]

Even though it's some kind of fictional land (monsters and such), Lord of the Rings relies heavily on regional and class accents.

Imagine if you changed the accents in Lord of the Rings so that the Orcs sounded posh and the elves sounded cockney. 

Or what if Game of Thrones had American or Australian accents....  "Fantasy" wouldn't be believable.  Which raises an interesting point--people need those stereotypical touchstones based in reality in order to "accept" fantasy.  Even though, the point of "fantasy" could be a completely different world. Why not just make up entirely new accents?
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-17554816

[Narcoleptic Insomniac]

Or.... British people are fantastic creatures in the literal sense.

[Donald]

Even though it's some kind of fictional land (monsters and such), Lord of the Rings relies heavily on regional and class accents.

Imagine if you changed the accents in Lord of the Rings so that the Orcs sounded posh and the elves sounded cockney. 

Or what if Game of Thrones had American or Australian accents....  "Fantasy" wouldn't be believable.  Which raises an interesting point--people need those stereotypical touchstones based in reality in order to "accept" fantasy.  Even though, the point of "fantasy" could be a completely different world. Why not just make up entirely new accents?
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-17554816

I read a series a while ago called Wheel of Time, it's a 14 book epic, and in it there's an empire from across the ocean. They're described as heavily influenced by feudal Japan. Anyways, after I finished the series I read an interview from the author. He said that those people sounded like they had an accent really similar to a Texas drawl. It fucked with my head.

[ginger]

I'm sorry Billy Zabka, I'm sorry!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Gz_iTuRMM

[Cole]

Jon Snow is going to be revived by Mellisandre, ala Beric Dondarrion. Then, he'll be relieved of his oath to the Night's Watch and rise as Warden of the North.

[ginger]

He's a Targaryen. Fuck the North, King of Westeros time bitches.

[Donald]

He's a Targaryen. Fuck the North, King of Westeros time bitches.

Iron Throne won't even be around by the end of the series and no one will belive John is Rhaegars kid. Shit, John probably won't even know.

I'm gonna shut up now, before cool guys beat me up.

[Prodigal Son]

All three of you dorks aren't allowed to eat lunch w the rest of us.

[ginger]

You're just jealous that you don't get to fuck your sister.

[Prodigal Son]

I hope that side of the hexadecahedron die never reveals itself to me.

[Cole]

He's a Targaryen. Fuck the North, King of Westeros time bitches.

Iron Throne won't even be around by the end of the series and no one will belive John is Rhaegars kid. Shit, John probably won't even know.

I'm gonna shut up now, before cool guys beat me up.

I feel like westeros is going to be a burning pile of rubble by the end of the book.